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(Volume 1: [link] | Game4me Edition: [link] )
(See bottom of entry for an important update!)
Here it is, ladies and gentlemen! The moment at least one of you has been waiting for...Kobrakin's Greatest Hits, Volume 2!

As with the previous installment, in order to "get" these comments, you will most likely need to actually look at the deviation they were posted on (Egad! A comment being related to the deviation?! Madness! :fear:) Once again, huge props to the creators of each deviation I commented on: if they hadn't produced something that inspired me, I wouldn't even be here. ;)

This time around, I have sorted the comments by general theme: Pony (Related, shockingly, to ponies), GI Joe (Amazingly, these comments relate to GI Joe), and Critical.

The critical comments deserve special mention. These are all posted on installments of the Fanfiction Failure series done by :iconanarchywriter:, where he makes fun of absolutely horrible fanfiction. The ones I commented on were mostly examples of him mocking horrible, bigoted, racist troll sputum in fanfiction form, most of it with a hypocritically hyper-religious overtone. I am stating right here and now, I have zero problem with religion, regardless of the form it takes. What I do have a problem with is people using it as an excuse to be complete assholes, particularly when their behavior is utterly contradictory to the tenants of their self-proclaimed faith.

I know most reasonable individuals will agree: that sort of thing is bad. However, I also understand that the particular method I used to mock the pieces in question are potentially offensive to others, and I respect that. Therefore, if you are easily offended by the idea of Jesus, God, and Lucifer reacting to horrible fanfiction (with guest appearances by other assorted characters), please stay away from the "Critical" category.

Well, now that the standard covering of my rear is taken care of, let's get to business! ("Comment" is the link to the comment I made, "Deviation" is the piece I commented on, "Creator" is the DA member who created the deviation, and "Comment Description" is a brief teaser about the content of the comment)


My Little Pony Related

Comment     Deviation      Creator    Comment Description
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::icon041744:  Twilight "reminds" her friends about the good times they shared with Shining Armor.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::icondigitaldasherbot: Shining Armor discovers one of the pitfalls of marrying an immortal princess.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconmickeymonster: Discord's heritage comes under scrutiny.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconbronyhaterslayer: Dash makes a disturbing discovery about Fluttershy.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconraikoh-illust: Rarity vows to mount a thorough investigation of suspected changeling infiltration.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconscarletmarine: Ponyville reacts to a virus scare.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconjunkiekb: Fluttershy assists in a criminal investigation.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::icon041744: The exciting adventures of the fearless Admiral Bon Bon.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconreaperfox: [Crossover] Pinkie Pie proves that cake fixes everything.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconraikoh-illust: Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are involved in an unfortunate misunderstanding.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::icondziadek1990: The MLP:FiM cast reflect on the previous two seasons of their show.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconkp-shadowsquirrel: The Mane Six learn the truth about Luna's banishment.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconanirichie-art: A horrific sight to behold...
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconkp-shadowsquirrel: The origins of Angel Bunny.

GI Joe Related

Comment     Deviation      Creator    Comment Description
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconkileybeecher: Cobra Commander learns an inconvenient truth (read the comment by Bosda, then scroll down to see my reply).
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconmramvfx: Destro collects input on his latest cost-saving measures.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconbad-people: Brought to you by the M.A.R.S. Industries Advertising Division.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz::iconbad-people: Also brought to you by the M.A.R.S. Industries Advertising Division.

Critical Comments (Please Read Disclaimer Above!)
(All the deviations below are by :iconanarchywriter:)
Critical Comment Note:
All of the below deviations are mockeries of terrible fanfiction. Feel free to read them (along with Anarchy Writer's mocking commentary), but if you want to just be able to get the joke behind my comments, the following summaries will suffice: the first comment is in response to an incredibly lazy Warhammer 40k/MLP mashup fanfic, and everything after that is related to Prayer Warriors, a horrifyingly bigoted and offensive series written by a hypocritical zealot with atrocious spelling and grammar.


Comment     Deviation      Comment Description
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz: [No Religious Content] Warhammer and My Little Pony done wrong.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz: This is why you should never invite Lucifer to a party.
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz: Jesus endures the perils of being in the Public Domain.
[link]: :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz: Lucifer, being a douche? Shocking! (Guest starring Buddha)
[link] :icontransparentplz: [link] :icontransparentplz: Jesus reveals the one ailment even He can't heal. (Guest starring Mark Twain)

Important Update

It seems :icongames4me:, my Comedic Overlord over at :iconcomedy-club:, has created a glorious monument in my honor!

Look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair!

Kobrakin's Greatest Hits! (Games4me Edition)Oh, Kobrakin. Kobrakin, Kobrakin, Kobrakin.
:iconkobrakin:
Guest of Motherfucking Honor.
We all have something we are best at. It's a fact of life. Unless you're me, in which you're the best at everything. But I digress. Kobrakin is the best at one thing, and that's leaving hilarious comments on random shit around deviantART. I swear, if he ever finds a way to monetize that skill, he'll be swimming in cash like Scrooge Motherfucking McDuck. And the best part is, sometimes he records these comments for your convenience in little compilations known as KOBRAKIN'S GREATEST HITS.
"But Games4me," you might ask, "What does all this have to do with you?" Well, hypothetical reader, that is an excellent question. What DOES all this have to do with me? Well, I'm not telling you, so go home.
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~Drawing-Stars-02 Aug 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Dude you are awesome.
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Mood: Love ~ElektroNeko Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OW GAWD VOLUME TOO! D:

*reads*
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:iconkobrakin:
Haha! Enjoy. ;p
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:iconelektroneko:
~ElektroNeko Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Changeling Edition" :3
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:iconkobrakin:
:lmao:

Oh, and thanks for the fave! :D

(Be sure to check out the :icongames4me: edition too. ;p) [link] (Alert! Language that would make a sailor blush! :o)
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:iconnumber1croc:
my icon says it all......AWESOME!!
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:iconkobrakin:
Glad you enjoyed them! And thanks for the fave! :D
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:iconyoshimon1:
Well, well, well. Look who made more awesome comments...
BroCommenthoof! :iconbrohoof1plz:
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:iconkobrakin:
Haha, yes indeed. Be sure to check out :icongames4me:'s independent hits collection [link] . He didn't feel like waiting for Volume 3 to have my comments on his stuff showcased. ;p
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